The New It Girl...

We're all wondering who this new girl J is (possibly the younger sister to D...more to come on that) and what it is she's got that makes her so...irresistible to guys (well we know it's not her lack of inadequacy in bra size) and girls. According to sources she designed the invites to B's Kiss on the Lips party to get an invite. Ironic much? Word is she took the last invite. So sad for S, but I don't think B cares all that much. And while this picture from Kiss on the Lips makes it seem like J and B are pretty chummy, my sources tell me that B is not looking to make new friends any time soon. B's got her own friend problems to worry about now apart from making new ones. But this freshman, J, is taking Constance by storm! No one even knew her name before S showed back up. Could they be related? Could J have some sort of link to S coming back so suddenly? My sources are working on figuring out the possible connections between J and S. But whatever the connection is, they've both got IT. Whatever IT is. J was also seen at the Kiss on the Lips party causing more trouble than she's probably worth. Who knew freshman could cause so much of a fuss?? C and J were seen canoodling outside of the bathroom and then walking into the bathroom at the party. Caught on camera phone and sent directly to me was this picture. Scandelous! Looks like C's found himself some new meat for the time being. Although later reports were that they were broken up in the bathroom shortly after by D and S who were "just hanging out" vs. going to the party. Guess S really didn't get invited after all! But what was D doing breaking up J and C? Could it be a brotherly instinct or a lover's jealousy? And why was S there with them? Scandel scandel scandel! Well there's one thing for sure, and that's that J has got a keen sense of style. I'd make sure I was on guard when it came to a certain green eyed boy, B, S may not be the only threat you're facing. Ah the troubles that come when you're dating a gorgeous Lacrosse player. That's all for now, gossipers! Until my next post (where I will exploit the connections between S, D and J) you know nobody does it better than me!



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S Spotted at Train Station...Is She Back For Good?

Yesterday S was spotted coming off the train from Boarding School and I was so preoccupied with Kiss on the Lips gossip that I never fully reported on this juicy news! Most of you got the news via sidekick that S is back...but a certain best friend (B...) seemed to be out of the loop on that one. This could mean bad news for B and N's already fragile relationship. And why is she back?? We are all wondering if the rumors are true about her little parties in the South of France. But enough of the speculating. Let's talk about S's adorable traveling outfit. Her slouch Fendi purse was a chic carry-on essential that matched with her boatneck striped shirt. But my favorite piece is her Anthropologie leather jacket. And the cherry on top ascot she's wearing is just so Fred from Scooby Doo only she could pull it off. But after all she is the one and only S! Can't wait to see what's she's got in store for Constance this year. Should be full of scandals and I'll be waiting to report on it.

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A Kiss on the Lips May Be Quite Continental...But Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend

The Kiss on the Lips party was a hit thanks to B and her love for the endangered horned owl. (And also our love of Grey Goose vodka!) A candid shot before the party began taken by a photographer friend of yours truly. There's C on the far left looking rather smug next to B who is dressed in a beautiful D&G frock light lavender. N in the middle of S and B as usual (and looking higher than a kite, but hot as usual) and S in a gorgeous one of a kind little number by Jill Stuart and is that D at her side? He is looking a little lovestruck to me... Uh oh pictures taking via my camera phone (this one by accident!) Look at N and B's body language...could it be over for B's romantic cinematic dream relationship? Wonder if N will make a move on S? And will D be there to stop him? Maybe a little road trip to Brown will be the right thing to snap one of these boys into his rightful place. You need to focus on Yale anyways B. Also K and I looking like the East Coast city debs that they are matchy-matchy in Dior gowns. Sidekicks and all. They were seen squabbling over whose dress was more party-appropriate. Newsflash ladies, it's neither. Also seen was C and J, that big-boobed freshman, slipping off into the bathroom later that night. D and S made an appearance at the party rushing past a tear-stained B and high N into the same bathroom. Sounds like a party in the bathroom I wish I wouldn't have missed!

Oh well...until next time!


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Hello Gossip Fans...It's That Time of Year Again!

School is starting and it's time to put away your favorite white Dior bikini and break out the new Manolo Blahniks your daddy's black AmEx card bought you and your Marc Jacobs messanger bag because it's a new year and time to reinvent yourselves. Although most of us will still be returning in uniforms, we can rest easy knowing there are fashion icons like B and S to help us out when the dress code gets blah. I know I will be searching Barney's for the perfect fall/winter coat to keep me warm after summer fades. K, B, and I are sporting beautiful Chanel coats and various headbands. K keeps it a flirty, girly preppy with the pink coat and sparkly headband. While B is a classic Audrey girl finishing off her look with a short tie and yellow headband, I's look is a more city preppy in her black and white coat wearing her hair curly and taming it with a brown headband. But of course K and I are carrying matching Kate Spade purses, but in different colors. And B's patent black Chanel handbag goes chicly with her ensemble. Nicely done, ladies! S, however, needs no time for coordinating outfits in the mornings because unlike the majority of the population, she is blessed with goddess good looks. Her look is more relaxed cool almost grungey (ew?! grunge!) sort of I just rolled out of bed with this on and I still managed to look this hot kind of look. She is wearing her school sweater instead of her usual Chanel gray and pink overcoat. But it compliments her black leggings and boots. And I must say the watch is new! Really, has S ever been the one to know what time it is? Also her tie is loosened, and her red leg warmers sticking slightly above her black leather round-toe boots look like she just walked straight off the runway of a Marc by Marc Jacobs show. Nice going, S! So if you are having trouble finding inspiration for your next hunt through Barney's for the perfect back-to-school look, look no further than S and B's differing but both chic styles. And of course there are many more looks to come from the new It Girl, J, and maybe even a few from that bald girl, V, and a few yummy pictures of the Upper East Side's own prince N and our favorite sensitive soul, D. Until next time...

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